Missing Persons Report

Missing Persons Report

This made me laugh… ALL the credit goes my good friend Lib for this.
I hope it brings a smile to your face like it did mine.

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A missing persons report has recently been forwarded to me by an unknown source and it is most certainly of great concern to all of us in this friendly SLA neighbourhood. It read as follows: Missing Ebon goon known to recently have been using the name Serendipity although this may be a false I.D used for his lackey work in the SLA shit squad run by the nannythropes of uptown. He was last reported to have been outside the Pit of ill repute being harassed by a rather large stormer with a dull expression on his face and an individual who has himself confused with an inanimate weapon. This has concerned many individuals in the area as it is reported that had some of his appendages (not necessary to his low life kind) removed and placed ineptly into the facial orifice he most commonly termed as his mouth though it has often been mistaken for much darker regions of his being. >>>End transmission.<<<